Random Thoughts at 6 PM (Laptop)

I can see my laptop suffering a very excruciating pain and pretty soon, it’s going to yield to insanity. Funny that I have been writing about system registry for like 3 hours now but never took the time to turn on my CCleaner to wipe off my laptop’s unwanted files. It has been functioning really slow , that I think I am going to get nightmares from signing in to my Windows Live Messenger.

My laptop has been a good friend for some 2 years now when it was carefully handed to me by my sister who happened to own it first. She just decided that they couldn’t be friends anymore after she tossed it to the ground for like 5 times, making it’s LCD screen fall into coma. Yes, the LCD monitor is a vegetable – you can never rise it up without support now, when it used to stand tall all the time like an 11 year old’s penile erection ( Everybody : Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey how did you know about that?). I figured that I was supposed to complain why she’s giving me leftovers but hey, it’s a laptop still. It’s not like I am one of those people who carries it around and order a Venti in Starbucks because they believe it’s the best kind of cool – or perhaps it has something to do with mobility but whatever. Plus, I was euphoric so my brain lagged and was not able to process “demands”. Plus, we have two computer monitors here which were just laying dormant in the stockroom full of Barbie dolls without heads – they started to function finally after our personal all out war with our Pentium II. Plus, i think the word plus is badly overused. Plus, I have been using the word overused since yesterday so the word overused is overused too. Irrelevant.

And my laptop probably thought, “Ahoy, I’m saved! =DD!!” but boy, did it thought wrong. Tenten thought the blocks on the keyboard were legos that she can use to build an imaginary house with letters around it so she mutilated it while I was sleeping. At the moment, there are 8 missing character blocks that are missing (and unidentified because I don’t have the keyboard memorized) , so in order to be able to use it, I had to plug a real keyboard. In one way, it’s convenient because it’s big and soft (or wait..) and the blocks are perfectly embossed to suit your typing needs. But then again, my current keyboard have this weird habit of getting it’s shift key stuck and I end up typing like this : HELLo i fORGOT mY @#RD aRtICLE! sOZ. <- and this makes me feel like a cyborg of some sort which lacks a certain program installed for communication purposes. And a 14 year old with her first time experiencing text messaging.

Yesterday, I started “saving my files” and sending some of them to my email. It was a very annoying process since hotmail only allows 10mb of attaching file capacity. I actually went to the trouble of zipping those files but my 9.81mb just changed to 9.32mb. Still a lot. But I had to move everything (and needs to finish it) to a safe place before my laptop grabs my shirt and let out it’s last gasp – like those people that are dying in movies, but instead of revealing who the real father of the heroine is, my laptop will say something like this :

Laptop : your porn is..your porn is in…

Me : tell me! where is it cause I forgot where I hid it! oh please tell me…!

Laptop : it’s in..it’s in..*dies*

Me : NOOOOOOOO!

(this dialogue doesn’t make sense..it just doesn’t.. ah well.)

But wait.Just for the public’s information (and I swear to my Dad’s grave that I am not lying now), I don’t have any sort of pornography in my laptop. Internet is for porn – why download it when you can watch it streaming? (On a defensive state, I don’t watch it either.)

So basically, my laptop serves as a CPU, however redneck it may seem. I feel like I will have to give it up soon, though. Maybe it has something to do with actually treating it as a real CPU – a.k.a. leaving it on for 2 days at the very least. I guess it’s not happy with it’s 2 hrs. max break and tea time. Sorry q_q.

~ by tutdekeeeeeeey on October 1, 2009.